my friend

it can be a good guy who call you when he find diamonds, or a moth&rf*ck&r who stole YOUR diamonds.

YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE YOU STOLE MY DIAMONDS!

by XingLingXong May 9, 2020

My friend

My friends are my home<3

i love my friends so much

by elie.28 October 25, 2023

My best friend

A girl who is fucking crazy

My best friend is butter

by Sammycenteno2 January 18, 2023

my friends

they basically don’t exist becuase my social life is falling apart 🥰🖐

i don’t have a sentence “my friends” it’s 12 am

by youdontsay November 9, 2019

My Friends

Something i dont have

“Sits in Room alone” oh wait My Friends are non-existent

by Cocoa Mustache April 7, 2022

Hanging with my friends

Inspired by #hangingmyfriends

Hanging with my friends ?
Nah it's hangingmyfriends

by MinionGorl November 2, 2019

my enemy's enemy is my friend

a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy, but meaning here:

as long as I have a common enemy with a given person, I can be friends with that person; I'll take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.

Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? didn't he convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways?

James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I have a common enemy, whose name is Carl. Robert hates Carl cuz Carl stole his car. And I hate Robert because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.

Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl?

James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I are friends because we do have a common enemy.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012