Murphed

Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.

Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.

My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.

by gdiz916 July 7, 2022

Murph

Murph- A stupid person who cannot read

Wow your a Murph

by yayayayayayyayayayayayyaa July 11, 2022

Murph

A word I like to personally use to call someone a Shithead without them knowing.

Person 1: That person is a fuckin' murph!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: You're a murph!

by ILikeFemboys69 February 17, 2026