Skip to main content

missouri slurpee

When you bust a load so large in a girl that it's practically like a slurpee when you shove a straw in there and sip.
I made myself the best Missouri Slurpee last night!
by Eagle1vazquez November 15, 2017
mugGet the missouri slurpeemug.

Rothville, Missouri

ONE of the smallest hell holes in north central missouri its quiet and boring theres a bank a gun shop and a pop machine if u would like to get a glimpse of your future (in hell) come vistit my town
heyy wanna hang out after school? sure r we goin to the gun shop or the pop machine? oh yea rothville, missouri rox
by Bobbi Lee December 16, 2010
mugGet the Rothville, Missourimug.

missouri tornado

When hitting it doggystyle, ,you stick their head in a toilet filled with shit and flush it right as you're beginning to cum
I was at the bar last night and gave this chick a missouri Tornado
by Rockmfkndaddy May 7, 2023
mugGet the missouri tornadomug.

missouri oilpan

A sexual situation that includes 1 tranny and 2 males. The tranny is doing one male doggystyle while the other guy is standing over said male facing the tranny getting a blow job.
Dude that chick looks like a tranny, (Greg) yea me n Chad gave it a Missouri Oilpan last week.
by the Rickmanator April 10, 2017
mugGet the missouri oilpanmug.

Missouri boy

someone who doesn’t even have hand soap in they bathroom.
He’s a “Missouri boy” he got dookie stains on his boxers and flexes someone else’s money. probably a drunk might even do meth. Most likely spreading stds, most likely racist and doesn’t know how to take rejection, probably has anger issues. tells a girl he loves her and cheats on her. Definitely a liar.
by a Missouri girl but bad. January 29, 2021
mugGet the Missouri boymug.

Billings Missouri

Billings a city full of a bunch of hillbilly crack hoès that eat at the same resterant every Tuesday and Thursday night not really good at much but great at drinking and partying
Jim: Yeah Crack-head Carl lives out yonder in the Ol’ farm house in the outskirts of Billings Missouri

Sara: Oh yeah the old Johnson place
by Dankest_Of_Memes November 29, 2018
mugGet the Billings Missourimug.

Missouri martini

A Miller high-life garnished with two olives.
I would like to have a Missouri Martini, it’s very refreshing!
by Mmac January 1, 2018
mugGet the Missouri martinimug.

Share this definition