A sloppy and quick hand job using an excessive amount of lube. Named for George from "Of Mice and Men" due to his quick wit and proclivity for keeping one hand in a lotion saturated glove to protect it from the hardships of farm work.
I'm gonna give him a George Milton in the car so he's more docile when he meets my parents for the first time.
by Uncle Jidge May 31, 2023
Get the George Miltonmug. A homosexual man who falls between a bear and a twink and almost never drinks beer, exercises, or eats vegetables.
“What are you going to get to drink?”
“I’m not sure, anything other than a beer.”
“Oh my god, you’re being such a Milton.”
“I’m not sure, anything other than a beer.”
“Oh my god, you’re being such a Milton.”
by PartyCroc August 17, 2025
Get the Miltonmug. by agirlhedoesntlike February 1, 2021
Get the Milton Bakkermug. Third favourite mathematics teacher in Diocesan Boys' School's IB department (there're only 3 btw). Louise's ex-boyfriend, auntie cutie's ex-husband, great comedian and at last a fantastic doctor.
by ReformedRabbiGameOfTheYear_806 February 19, 2024
Get the Milton Lomug. Milton is a good friend of Zigic.
by WZY February 8, 2023
Get the Miltonmug. Abbreviation: MK Hardman
A Milton Keynes hard man is a particular set of stereotypical mannerisms that occur when passing a young man in Milton Keynes who is unsuccessfully attempting to appear tough and intimidating seemingly for no reason. Usually within this order:
1. Spits on the floor
2. Turns to associate and mentions something benign with several swear words in. (Usually travel in pairs)
3. Puffs on vape
Please note that these symptoms of an MK Hardman can become exsaerbated when the MK Hardman in question feels insecure.
Further information will be added as we coin the term further.
A Milton Keynes hard man is a particular set of stereotypical mannerisms that occur when passing a young man in Milton Keynes who is unsuccessfully attempting to appear tough and intimidating seemingly for no reason. Usually within this order:
1. Spits on the floor
2. Turns to associate and mentions something benign with several swear words in. (Usually travel in pairs)
3. Puffs on vape
Please note that these symptoms of an MK Hardman can become exsaerbated when the MK Hardman in question feels insecure.
Further information will be added as we coin the term further.
“Ooooop, here comes a Milton Keynes hardman”
“Watch out here comes and MK Hardman, with a vape hanging out their mouth”
“Watch out here comes and MK Hardman, with a vape hanging out their mouth”
by MK Hardman Studies Institute January 27, 2024
Get the Milton Keynes Hardmanmug. A village containing the worst children in the uk, they hate surrounding areas like shipton as it holds disgusting human beings
by Lemonbadger April 19, 2018
Get the Miltonmug.