Guy 1: Haha that's what I did to your mum last night!
Guy 2: Dude that's just metro-standard, just stop..
Guy 2: Dude that's just metro-standard, just stop..
by BIGHITT3R March 15, 2016
Get the Metro-Standardmug. privileged white kids who have their own car and never ride the metro, so when it's time to ride the metro, they are confused scared little bunnies.
by sdkajflasj February 12, 2017
Get the metro virginmug. college-educated but still lower income earning urbanites. ramen of course refers to Ramen noodles that people of this type are likely to still be buying.
by Ashley8484 January 8, 2009
Get the ramen metrosmug. by rosiee_ November 2, 2023
Get the metro boominmug. Metro-sexual gangsta. Wears clothes from billionaire boys club, ice cream and Jordans. Generally "not from the street". See Metro-Thug.
With gangsta music booming, Rich emerges from his SLK in true metro gangsta style; outfitted in a BBC hoody, True Religion jeans and Jordan 12s to arrive at the spa for his weekly facial.
by SmileLy January 2, 2009
Get the metro gangstamug. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.
At dinner the other night, my date listed the calorie count of the main entrees, raising an eyebrow at my chicken Alfredo selection after he had ordered a salad. I saw him check his reflection in the silver water pitcher three times. During dessert, he looked deeply into my eyes and told me he thought what we have together is very special. It was our third date.
It was then that I realized why my dating life has been as mysterious as the Bermuda Triangle since I arrived in Washington. This city, unlike any other place I've lived, is a haven for the metrosexual. A metrosexual, in case you didn't catch any of several newspaper articles about this developing phenomenon (or the recent "South Park" episode on Comedy Central), is a straight man who styles his hair using three different products (and actually calls them "products"), loves clothes and the very act of shopping for them, and describes himself as sensitive and romantic. In other words, he is a man who seems stereotypically gay except when it comes to sexual orientation.
It was then that I realized why my dating life has been as mysterious as the Bermuda Triangle since I arrived in Washington. This city, unlike any other place I've lived, is a haven for the metrosexual. A metrosexual, in case you didn't catch any of several newspaper articles about this developing phenomenon (or the recent "South Park" episode on Comedy Central), is a straight man who styles his hair using three different products (and actually calls them "products"), loves clothes and the very act of shopping for them, and describes himself as sensitive and romantic. In other words, he is a man who seems stereotypically gay except when it comes to sexual orientation.
by reader March 21, 2004
Get the metro sexual"mug. when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name
by Jim March 7, 2005
Get the metro cardmug.