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Penissaurus Maximus

A small man with a giant ego and a even smaller penis. Arrogant, unknowledgeable, illeterate, incompetent, moronic, illogical, can be seen making monkey faces and picking his nose on live TV. Directly releated to, dickhead, penisface, ignoramus, pinnhead and superchicken.
Jim: I can't believe that George Bush is our president.
Pat: Yeah, everybody knows he's a Penissaurus Maximus.
by Cal Cahoones April 7, 2005
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studious maximus

studious maximus means to study to the max; beyond what a normal person would ever consider studying; to study all day and all night and probably on lots caffeine.
With six finals and four term papers due on thursday Peter was studious maximus last week and he didn't sleep a wink.
by ali311 November 17, 2009
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Swagged out to the Maximum

When your swagg is so great that the second you walk into a room bitches are on your dick
bitch#1-omg look its Mic and Alex!

bitch#2-yea they are so swagged out to the maximum! lets go suck their dicks!

bitch#1-yea!
by Olie24 May 8, 2011
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maima

Maima is a loud peppy girl she is fun but can become easily irritated she often get caught into drama
Girl1: did you hear what maima said

Girl2: who couldn't
by Oh yeah22 October 12, 2017
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maximum borkdrive

When ur dogger goes woof woof woof and starts doin the heccin drillo
Oh no! My dogger is in maximum borkdrive!
by wigga_9001 November 3, 2017
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Maximilian

The coolest guy in town. All the girls love him and want to be with him. He can charm women into doing anything with his words and his touch.
OMG! He is such as Maximilian
by john mugster October 29, 2018
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Beatimus Maximus

the maximum amount of times you can beat off in one day.
"jeez, it's so sore Jim, I think I've achieved Beatimus Maximus"
by marmarthe2nd July 21, 2006
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