mario

A game where there is a plumber call Mario and there is a lot of games about Mario

Do you want to play Super Mario Run with me?!

by KellyTheGamer98 March 11, 2017

Mario

The biggest simp you’ll ever meet.
Will dog the boys for even a slight chance of getting to talk to a girl.
Will constantly lie about relationships with girls making then seem so much more than they are.

“Ah shit, here comes Mario.”

by 2inchpinch June 6, 2020

Mario

Blonde, cute guy with big blue eyes. He's not a bad person, he will always be there when you need him, boyfriend material, very sensitive and loving, but he's very good at hurting the people he loves.

"did you see Mario today?"
"Oh god yeah he's so cute"

by This girl who loves him November 6, 2011

Mario

Fat Mexican thats very fruity. Sucks at boxing. has no life. likes carne asadas. dumbfounded.

your such a mario

by I friking love u March 29, 2009

Mario

If were to sum Mario up into one word, I would use: Abomination. Mario is an obese imbecile that has no friends

fuck you mario

by The big pp man,n January 24, 2020

mario

In a competitive video game, the standard playable character whose attributes are completely balanced, making him or her extremely boring to play. A Mario is usually the main character of the game and a measuring stick for the skill of a player, if anything.

Ryu doesn't have a lot of either speed or power. He's the Mario of the Street Fighter series.

by I liek mudkipz November 14, 2007

MARIO

Is a commonly Italian name, but is also common in Cyprus/Greece. Normally hangs out with Arabic and very white English folk. He is usually a pretty sexy with great hair, has a great jawline and Amazing athletic abilities.

Did you see mario last night

"Yeh, pretty hot right, I'd bang him"

by Freddieptv April 14, 2017