The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving
Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?
Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.
Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.
by duplicitycommon October 24, 2011
Get the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathonmug. A drinking game where a cup of beer is set up then a shot of rum then a shot of vodka then a shot of tequila and finally another cup of beer.
All must be drunk in a row. Completion demonstrates a drinker's Iron Liver.
All must be drunk in a row. Completion demonstrates a drinker's Iron Liver.
John: Dude you were totally F@%$#@ up last night.
Joe: I know man I was in the marathon.
John: Howdya do though?
Joe: Oh I've got an Iron Liver for sure.
Joe: I know man I was in the marathon.
John: Howdya do though?
Joe: Oh I've got an Iron Liver for sure.
by TheIronLiver April 22, 2009
Get the The Marathonmug. A sexual interaction where partners have sexual intercourse with every major orifice on each other’s bodies.
by Orcafalls October 23, 2023
Get the All-Hole Marathonmug. by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023
Get the Hand marathonmug. When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.
by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019
Get the Mickey Mantle Marathonmug. When you go to bed somewhere between midnight and 3 am for no apparent reason than not having to go to work the same morning.
Even if you do have to work the following morning, don't pull a midnight marathon if you aren't exactly sure what you're doing and how to do it safely.
by Sexydimma May 14, 2021
Get the Midnight marathonmug. Marathon Ghosting (noun)
The act of repeatedly disappearing from someone’s life for long stretches of time, only to reappear sporadically when lonely, bored, or in need—often dragging out the relationship dynamic for months or years without genuine commitment. Unlike one-time ghosting, marathon ghosting is a cycle of using and abandoning, leaving the other person emotionally strung along.
The act of repeatedly disappearing from someone’s life for long stretches of time, only to reappear sporadically when lonely, bored, or in need—often dragging out the relationship dynamic for months or years without genuine commitment. Unlike one-time ghosting, marathon ghosting is a cycle of using and abandoning, leaving the other person emotionally strung along.
by Krackinrocks August 22, 2025
Get the Marathon ghostingmug.