Magnus

The name for those who are sorely lacking in brain cells.

"I scored a twelve out of sixty two on a maths test"
"you my sir are a Magnus, prepare to be beaten"

by legit-just-bees May 8, 2020

Magnus Plum

Magnus likes a big booty, and also a big dick.

Magnus Plum is the main leader of a danish group called MissMeWithDatGayshit

by BigDick2121Esskettitt January 30, 2019

magnus ronning

Magnus Ronning is a lesbian youtuber with a lithp", or as he says it "I do social media" But he only says that cuz he's a fag. Magnus has no style whatsoever, he wears grandpa trousers and shit shoes. He abhors hypebeasts and skinny jeans. But he's a meme god, i guess

Random hypebeast: "Hah Magnooose, you're such a fag cuz u don't have any yeezysss (Needs all the s's cuz Magnus has a lisp" And where is your supreme lesbian Magnus Ronning: JESUS, i don't have a lithp. And btw fuck u guys, yeethysth "Yeezys, but Magnus way of saying it cuz he's lesbian" Are fucking Hideousssth

by I'mACumGuzzler December 5, 2017

Magnus effect

Performance anxiety arising while holding a winning position against #1 chess player Magnus Carlsen, often leading to throwing the game despite having had a winning position.

He was 2 pawns up and still managed to lose. The Magnus effect is real.
I hide the opponent's name so I don't get the Magnus effect.
When playing the tournament, focus on the pieces, not the player. Dont let the Magnus effet get ya

by AleksKiryan July 16, 2025

Magnus

Better then Stine

Magnus is better then stine

by Somedudethatsbetterthenstine May 13, 2019

tor-magnus

cute but horny

tor-magnus is cute but horny

by anonymanonum January 17, 2017

Magnus

A 42 year old christian and Swedish man with a big forehead from Sövde who works as a teacher on workdays but in his freetime he likes orientering, coffee, fighterpilots and fikon.

Y/n: What does a Gökmamma do, Magnus?
Magnus: The Gökmamma realises that "shit this is not my baby"!?

by magnus4live November 16, 2021