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Lazarus Lunchbox

Awarded to only the most prestigious of hotel reservations staff, the Lazarus Lunchbox is said to have originated at The Gant in Aspen, Colorado. The Lazarus Lunchbox boasts solid gold skier statues and is filled with amazing local delicacies. It is rumored that the impressive sculpture was designed by an Aspen art community rising star!Recipients of the award must handle the esteemed award with the utmost care and respect, whilst maintaining the BEST reservations staff in Colorado.
The Lazarus Lunchbox . An honor, indeed, Mr. Lazarus. “I am thrilled to have such a major award named after me” said Jon Lazarus, Corporate Director, Revenue Services for Destination Hotels and Resorts. “This is truly an honor.”
by THE ULTIMATE WINNER! March 4, 2010
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Thai Lunchbox

When you stack two “lady boys” on top of one another, make devil horns with a hand (pinky and index finger), and finger bang their assholes like two chopsticks.
I was so drunk in Bangkok that I thought I was taking two girls back to my hotel room, but I ended giving them a Thai Lunchbox and sent them on their way.
by anonymous January 15, 2025
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Fire Island Lunchbox

When a gay male pisses and ejaculates into his partners asshole. The mixture is cured for 48 hours then shat out onto a hotdog bun. This is then eaten by both beachside.
Garrett seems to really enjoy the lunch he packed into Ronaldos Fire Island lunchbox.
by Jesse Millpage March 29, 2024
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Licky licky lunchbox

Tim: ayo I'm finna bouta licky licky lunchbox

Rick: what?

Tim: ya know, suckin' vag!
by Abs Chester February 17, 2022
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Lunchbox

Someone who lives on the dole and mooches off his mate to benefit himself.

Someone who can't hold a job, get a girlfriend, or progress in life. Still lives with his mother or in commission housing doing limited effort to improve their life.

someone that always in trouble for making stupid decisions in his life
someone who gives advice on topics that only benefit themselves without the repercussions of their "so-called friend"
Friend:- "Mate my marriage is falling apart, I may lose my house, wife, and all I've worked hard for, what should I do? ".
Lunchbox:- " move into my commission house, and leave her bro, and help me pay the rent and electrical and food here instead "
by 0010101010 February 27, 2023
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Lunchbox

When a man ejaculates into their partner's vagina and then eats it out after.

When you creampie your girl and then go down on her.
I had my girl's lunchbox last night! Sh*t was fire. Good thing I had pineapple juice earlier.
by Wutupb February 23, 2022
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cincinnati lunchbox

When you want to use a terrible term on a long running TV show but executives say you can’t.
We wanted to use the phrase ‘Reverse Cowgirl’ but because it can be searched on Urban Dictionary we have to change it to something like “The Cincinnati Lunchbox”.
by CladMonitor July 20, 2018
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