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internet libertarian

A smart ass on the internet that claims the economy can work itself out on its own, as long as there is no government regulation. This belief is usually based on the ECON 101 class they took a few years back. On closer inspection, most of the internet libertarian's facts don't check out.
Man, that guy on IRC was such an internet libertarian.
by Oolong Caloophid June 10, 2008
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Internet Libertarian

A highly developed political philosophy who does not confuse emotional solutions with rational solutions.
Internet Liberal: "I hate the Patriot Act, so I want to invest more power in the government to tax people and get money to fund the Patriot Act."

Internet Libertarian: "What?"
by JohnnyLightwave May 29, 2011
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alt-libertarian

A mix of Alt Right and Libertarian.

Someone who believes in things as

Nationalism
Race-Realism

and

Free Markets
Limited or No Government

Alt Libertarians also often want to physically remove leftists with helicopter rides

Edgyness-Level : over 9000

Examples : Stefan Molyneux, Christopher Cantwell, That Guy T
I am an Alt-Libertarian
by WaaaaN June 4, 2017
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Cyber Libertarian

They are a breed of nihilists who circle like flies around malodorous causes, eager to pick the winning side, fearful to commit to anything beyond intangible principles. When their cause of the moment is proven wrong they are craven, but unapologetic. When they are right they are triumphant and gloating, parading across the Internet and demanding accolades.

The typical Cyber Libertarian supported the Iraq war until the moment the polls turned sour and deflects difficult issues of social libertarianism by crying "state's rights!" They lack all human empathy, are perfectly happy to return to segregation as long as it doesn't raise their taxes, and have almost invariably never gone without for a single day of their lives. They probably suffer from self-diagnosed Asperger's Syndrome, but don't we all.
The Cyber Libertarians will one day rule the Internet, and they may just get Ron Paul up to four percent in the polls!
by psoldier May 7, 2009
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Civic Libertarianism

Civil libertarianism is a strain of political thought that supports civil liberties, or which emphasizes the supremacy of individual rights and personal freedoms over and against any kind of authority (such as a state, a corporation, social norms imposed through peer pressure and so on). Civil libertarianism is not a complete ideology—rather, it is a collection of views on the specific issues of civil liberties and civil rights.
Person 1 || "Yeah I'm more of on the side of Civic Libertarianism on social issues."
Person 2 || "Yeah, Free Speech Absolutism is pretty cool."
Person 1 || "Anyways, wanna get some edibles?"
by Frisnu March 7, 2021
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Libertarian Populist

People, mostly former Republicans, who believe that government should be pretty much non-existent. Unless said government can be used to fund a huge army or prohibit things they don't agree with like abortion and gay marriage.
I heard that Ayn Rand and Jesus had a baby and named it Ronald Reagan. That kid is gonna be one great libertarian populist.
by HarrieB September 6, 2013
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Libertarian sauce

Libertarian sauce is that extra bit of fecal matter than libertarians are willing to tolerate in their food as a by-product of deregulating the food industry.
I've been feeling sick all day. There must have been too much libertarian sauce in my hamburger.
by TCruz October 11, 2013
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