Texas Lettuce

The 2 dollar bill that you can obtain from the state of Texas which is where they are commonly found.

James: hey you got some Texas Lettuce
John: what's that?
James: it's 2 dollar Bill's

John: oh nice, where can you get it
James: from Texas, that's where it's found

by Exabyte_26 September 16, 2019

douche lettuce

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.

Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.

by Matt Mallow February 28, 2009

strong lettuce

It’s weed. That’s it.

I got high off that strong lettuce earlier

by Sophia Taviller March 13, 2020

Lettuce Ferrari

High class yoga vegan

That chick is a lettuce Ferrari

by Jenessay July 17, 2020

Foot Lettuce

Lettuce that has made contact with your feet, most likely a dirty boot.

This lettuce doesn’t taste so good, I hope it’s not foot lettuce.

by mypawnshop August 4, 2018

Soggy lettuce

Someone with no personality

Omg mollie is such a soggy lettuce

by Toné hab March 3, 2017

lettuce butts

The colorless, flavorless spines of lettuce that will inevitably take up half of a bagged salad at the store. The hallmark of a crappy salad.

Send that salad back, it's all lettuce butts.

by CliffM July 6, 2008