Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020

kung fu breakfast

To snort a line of cocaine for breakfast.

Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.

by Dornstar20 September 30, 2021

Kung-Fu Fire Palm

When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.

He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.

by Drahky96 October 17, 2023

kung fu nic

The awesome! Inevitably the superior being, able to overcome everything. Spontaneous yet prepared; indescribably crazy and at the same time -cool, calm and collected .. a lick of vanilla ice-cream.

When in doubt, kung fu nic it!

by Kung Fu Nic December 2, 2021

Kung Fu Panda 4

Hey XXXXXX. just went to Kung Fu panda 4 with the wife

Kung Fu Panda 4 - a sexual act you perform while watching a DreamWorks film where you have to channel her inner "Chi"

by oh_hayhay March 9, 2024

Kung Fu suntan

Substantial and visible bruising (i.e. yellow or purple discoloration) over large areas of the body due to repeated impact, such as by punching or kicking.

After a month of intense training and sparring, James developed a sickly yellow Kung Fu suntan all down his shins.

by Bosonator August 17, 2019

Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.

Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"

by pisodiumis February 4, 2014