tsukishima kei

he is a character from the anime Haikyuu! and if you like him you're probably a bottom :P

I love tsukishima kei. He is tall, hot, smart but an extra salty fry.

by tofujoshi January 2, 2021

pillow key

a misconception held by many of high socioeconomic status, primarily white suburban residents regarding the first two lines of the song, "Forgot About Dre."

*16 year old high school student driving parent's mercedes benz singing along*
Y'all know me, still the same ol' G. With a pillow key. Hated on by most these niggas with no cheese.

by theblackthunder August 12, 2012

keys wanker

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver

Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

Kei Tsukishima

one of the hottest 2d men lol at least to me... I would definitely marry him in a heartbeat

Random person: “Omg I love Kei Tsukishima he can run me over and i’d say thank you...”

Other person: “Ummm... who’s Kei Tsukishima and why do you want him to run you over..?”

That first person: “ Oh he’s just like the hottest 2d man to exist.”

by MaDeLiNeIsCoOlErThAnU December 22, 2020

Jiggling Keys

When 2 men rug their crotches together in a scissoring manner; The male version of scissoring.

Bob: Have you seen Tom and Kevin?
Joe: I heard heavy yet sensual panting coming from the other room... They must be jiggling keys!

by DirtyDanTheHitMan September 4, 2015

Truth key

"Truth key" is to be used when a person(s) is believed to be lying. If the person lies on a truth key - the penalty is harsh as they are sure to get AIDS. No one want's AIDS, so no one lies.

"Mate, I slept with that blonde behind the bar" - Person A

"Truth key" - Person B

"No, I didn't" - Person A

by Jimmym502 January 12, 2012

Ugandan key

An 8 ounce claw hammer. Predominantly used by ugandan bank robbers who use them to break open bulletproof glass barriers (even if that barrier is used to protect a bank teller sitting inside a counter enclosure made of cardboard).

Robber: You betta opan dis door.
Teller: No bruder.
Robber: I have a key.... Ugandan key (breaks open da door).

by Kachumber October 26, 2018