tsukishima kei

he is a character from the anime Haikyuu! and if you like him you're probably a bottom :P
I love tsukishima kei. He is tall, hot, smart but an extra salty fry.
by tofujoshi January 03, 2021
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pillow key

a misconception held by many of high socioeconomic status, primarily white suburban residents regarding the first two lines of the song, "Forgot About Dre."
*16 year old high school student driving parent's mercedes benz singing along*
Y'all know me, still the same ol' G. With a pillow key. Hated on by most these niggas with no cheese.
by theblackthunder August 12, 2012
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keys wanker

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver
Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford
by Hatfishing king November 29, 2018
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Kei Tsukishima

one of the hottest 2d men lol at least to me... I would definitely marry him in a heartbeat
Random person: “Omg I love Kei Tsukishima he can run me over and i’d say thank you...”

Other person: “Ummm... who’s Kei Tsukishima and why do you want him to run you over..?”

That first person: “ Oh he’s just like the hottest 2d man to exist.”
by MaDeLiNeIsCoOlErThAnU December 23, 2020
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Jiggling Keys

When 2 men rug their crotches together in a scissoring manner; The male version of scissoring.
Bob: Have you seen Tom and Kevin?
Joe: I heard heavy yet sensual panting coming from the other room... They must be jiggling keys!
by DirtyDanTheHitMan August 02, 2015
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Truth key

"Truth key" is to be used when a person(s) is believed to be lying. If the person lies on a truth key - the penalty is harsh as they are sure to get AIDS. No one want's AIDS, so no one lies.
"Mate, I slept with that blonde behind the bar" - Person A

"Truth key" - Person B

"No, I didn't" - Person A
by Jimmym502 January 11, 2012
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Ugandan key

An 8 ounce claw hammer. Predominantly used by ugandan bank robbers who use them to break open bulletproof glass barriers (even if that barrier is used to protect a bank teller sitting inside a counter enclosure made of cardboard).
Robber: You betta opan dis door.
Teller: No bruder.
Robber: I have a key.... Ugandan key (breaks open da door).
by Kachumber October 27, 2018
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