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kale

Kale is such a beautiful person, she has so much personality. Kale will always be there by your side when you need her. Just a lovely person in general. You'll be lucky to find someone as good as Kale.
OMG, Kale is so awesome, I'm so lucky to know her
by Feflyy July 22, 2022
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Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third

Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.

"Jesus is a scam"
"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"
by Augsutnmc April 28, 2022
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kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017
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Kale

The world best at takeing dildos up the ass one time he fit a hole 10 inche up his juicy ho rectum
Oh boy kale is massive
by Big daddy lavie September 6, 2017
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Kale

Kale is a all around skinny Twat.
If you meet kale, you better turn around and run for your life.
Person 1 - 'i saw kale the other day'
Person 2 - 'kale is such a twat"
by Cabinator January 7, 2022
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Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.
by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018
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Kale

I'm white, so i eat Kale.
by My pp is wet April 8, 2021
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