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Joseph

The guy who only notices you in class when he catches you staring at the Periodic Table on the wall.
He goes by any name that starts with 'J' because he really doesn't care what you call him.
Despite his 'I-don't-really-care' demeanor, he pays a lot of attention to his friends and will often go out of his way to make them feel comfortable. (Example: Hiding a cut when he notices that blood bothers you.)
He's super smart but also super lazy. He procrastinates beyond all belief, and it's a miracle that he gets all his work in on time. He likes to make puns and dad jokes. He often actually steals jokes from his father.
Despite wanting to be in NASA (or some other big company) he often doesn't try very hard to secure his future, usually referencing the term "It's a problem for future me."
He also likes to play phone games or Nintendo on the bus when he isn't napping.

All around he's a really cool guy who isn't afraid to speak his mind. Even though he's a bit of a bad influence, you can guarantee that it's never going to be dull with him as a friend!
"Joseph. Stop slouching so much, you'll have a hunch by the time you're twenty!"

"Eh. It's a problem for future me."
by TheBiWithAUke2022 August 7, 2019
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Joseph is a hot guy who is Greek he loves hockey and soccer he is a caring guy to talk to he loves talking to everyone he is a good guy girls ask him out he is 15
by Koulakis Joe Joe September 9, 2019
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A boy who is really sweat and caring. Any girl would be lucky to have him. He may not like you at the time but I know he will. He is very handsome and amazing. U would know I have met one
Man I think Joseph is really cute today.
by TheWeirdChick November 5, 2017
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The biggest Cunt you will ever meet
Oh look it's Will Joseph the biggest cunt you will ever meet
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He likes K-pop but he'd never admit it. He also likes roller coasters, but you could never tell from the deadpan look in his eyes. He thinks he is blonde because he is German, but that's not the way hair color works. He sounds like a conservative but he is secretly a liberal. He'll take a bullet for his friend, but shank you for one wrong look. He's extremely paranoid, but they are probably out to get him.
Oh, look....its Joseph
by ElLeche December 7, 2020
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Joseph is a Mexican he is a well-liked guy and enjoys his fair share of music. He will love you and give you kisses and shower you with hugs. But one bad thing about Joseph he's a fucking lying bitch. DONT EVER TRUST A JOSEPH
person 1:Joseph is cool
person 2:He fucked my wife
by Mick The Jackass March 31, 2021
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A very good looking man who gets 5 girls each year.
i know a guy named joseph he is good looking and all my friends have dated him in 2 years
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