by That1buscus April 12, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan is handsome, cool, nice, not a simp, skilled kisser, good at sports, ripped, and has a long dick.
Girl 1: damn he’s cute as fuck. Girlfriend: damn you have a long one
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho
Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝
Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho
Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝
Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him
by Anonymous83838 November 10, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. Girl 1: OMG JONATHAN IS SO HOT!!!!
Girl 2: IKR
or
Person 1: Bro you should kickit with Jonathan he chill asf
Person 2: fs
Girl 2: IKR
or
Person 1: Bro you should kickit with Jonathan he chill asf
Person 2: fs
by wsgfoo November 3, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. A very sexy boy. Girls love his smile and he is a good kisser. He is very active with friends and sports. He is a flirt.
by 0690 February 17, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. a boy who comes off as quiet, sweet, and goofy in a shy way, but once you get to know him, he becomes a guy with a wide sense of humor, someone who will melt (and steal) your heart, and is very mature for his age. he thinks he's slick, and either gets his heart broken or does the breaking. don't date a Jonathan unless you plan on getting married, bc you'll never get over him
by cherrybearly March 27, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. A man who has a big dick.The lady’s love him but don’t tell him. Is funny ass fuck. And can make you say daddy
Jonathan is so fine
by Ghost21232 April 15, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug.