Hans Jakob

A "Hans Jakob" is a introverted male teenager who is kinda handsome, a little bit of a class clown but not populare, not at all sporty he has a small group of friends that he likes to hang out with.

That New kid is kinda a Hans Jakob

by Henrkn July 25, 2019

Jakobing

One who performs extensive planning and cries when the plan fails. Taking pictures of everyone they're with and everything they eat. The act of kissing someone drunk while being sober and dabs afterward. Someone who is bisexual but argues about being straight while considering fucking the same sex. One who over uses the term "up to you" but does not really mean it.

Someone who is Jakobing : Okay we're going to get 3 Bing Seu's and 2 toasts but up to you na

Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes

Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!

Alejandro: No!

Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)

by Iloveafs May 23, 2017

jakob styrer

a cool/gay person in your life that has the name jakob

yo bro did you hear that jakob styrer
yeah bro

by bestwarrior 69 March 12, 2019

Jakob

No, Jakob has not fingered a girl. Especially that chick from Whataburger!

Me: Has Jakob ever fingered you?
Girl: No, he makes me so dry.

by ittiwitty July 29, 2023

Jakob

cool dude who makes shit friday night funkin mods

heyo Jakob

by Bruh moement February 20, 2021

Jakobe King

Jakobe King

A really black nigga who lives in Southlake (A place where a bunch of sacks live) and makes money by sucking other niggas dick. Jakobe King swears he has all the girls but he dont. Jakobe is also gay and have a vid of Ricardo jacking off.

by LmaaooooDudee April 21, 2018

Jakob

Jakob is the most savage mixed nigga to ever roam the earth. He will always sweep the baddest bitches right off their feet due to his balls being made of solid netherite

Be weary of Jakob he might swag on your auntie

by comraderacc November 11, 2021