jakob

A guy that's into tractor's. And put's hes 2 inches in the exhaust Pipe, and call's he's tractor Berta

"What is that white stuff in my tractor's exhaust Pipe?" person 1
"I think someone pulled a jakob" person 2

by ..?..?.. May 23, 2019

Jakob

The good type of guy to get high with

Marley:Oh he's such a jakob

by Anaymonous guy May 29, 2019

Jakob

A man who, without doubt, will get A+ in everything possible but will still act like it was soooo hard. But he also share all his work with friends in need, and wont expect anything back (not that he need any help, because he is so smart). He is capable of driving a car, but you might have to pray before. He might also run a marathon...just for fun.

Wow, that dude got an A+ in math, but he crashed the family car again.... such a Jakob am i right??

by SicarioMusic June 16, 2019

Jakob McGravy

Stalker.

Hi so like there's this new kid and he's like so creepy and --- hi I'm watching you!---- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! IT'S A JAKOB MCGRAVY!!!

by Ali B Skeeterman April 9, 2019

Jakobe

A gay little bitch that watches anime, and a big snitch

Bob: hey do you know Jakobe?
Joe: Yea his opinion doesn’t count

by Mynameisvon September 13, 2019

jakob dunlap

a guy who usually is boring has a big nose and plays some sports but sucks at all sports and he likes to make friend but has very few

"Jakob Dunlap sat the bench the whole game" "wow he sucks doesn't know how to play i guess"

by asauhfuidsafgbsduig May 2, 2018

Jakobing

One who performs extensive planning and cries when the plan fails. Taking pictures of everyone they're with and everything they eat. The act of kissing someone drunk while being sober and dabs afterward. Someone who is bisexual but argues about being straight while considering fucking the same sex. One who over uses the term "up to you" but does not really mean it.

Someone who is Jakobing : Okay we're going to get 3 Bing Seu's and 2 toasts but up to you na

Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes

Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!

Alejandro: No!

Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)

by Iloveafs May 23, 2017