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Inverse Parachute

When you go to sit down on the toilet and sit on your balls then shit on them.
Mike was complaining about how he inverse parachuted last night.
by Vaden_101 April 24, 2025
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Inverse Racism

When the racism is coming from within.

Coined by New Zealand member of parliament, Winston Peters, to describe being a self hating Māori.

Used in incitement to gain votes from his white colonial voting demographic.
Quote: "That inverse racism, I detest and have all my life."
"inverse racism is so important for kiwis to understand. so glad for Mr Peters."
by HePikoHeTaniwha January 24, 2026
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The Inverse Value Law

Definition:
(Coined by Nickle) An economic observation stating that in a modern Performocracy, the financial reward for a job is inversely proportional to its necessity for human survival.

Essentially, the more vital a profession is to the actual functioning of society (e.g., nurses, teachers, sanitation workers, farmers), the lower the pay. Conversely, the more trivial, performative, and non-essential the role is (e.g., influencers, streamers, reaction vloggers), the higher the potential earnings. It is the realization that we have built an economy where pretending to do things pays significantly better than actually doing them.
Person 1: "I can't believe my sister is working double shifts in the ER saving lives and can barely make rent, while that guy on TikTok just bought a Lamborghini for opening Pokemon cards."

Person 2: "That's the Inverse Value Law, man. If it saves the world, it pays minimum wage. If it entertains the bored, it pays millions."
by nicklenova February 15, 2026
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