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Instagram Goth

A "Goth" girl, usually between the ages of 20-23. These girls call themselves Goth, but do not listen to the music, or even acknowledge that Goth is a music-based subculture. They are usually metalheads, and think that listening to black metal, slam, and deathcore will make them considered more "Goth" by their followers. They throw around the word "elitist" like crazy. They argue that normal people do not respect Goths, but they themselves do not respect and appreciate how the Goth subculture originated.
I had to explain who Peter Murphy was to an Instagram Goth once.
by Wrecking Yard December 27, 2018
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Instacuck

When someone receives sexual pleasure primarily from someone else's social media pictures - especially Instagram - with or without having any other kind of relationship with that person, especially when the person who the social media account belongs to is openly in a sexual relationship with someone else. Essentially, when someone cuckolds themselves via another person's Instagram.
"As a popular dominatrix, I have dozens of men every day admit to being my instacucks!"
by NovaleeSnow August 30, 2019
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Instagram Shopping

Window shopping on Instagram. When you go to the shop section and start saving items and screenshotting them, without buying them.
I’ve just done some late night Instagram Shopping and I saved a lot of thing I can’t afford.
by mt_b22 March 22, 2020
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instagram crush

someone you don't know very well in person but are attracted to on instagram (typically, you follow them and they follow you back)
"She's really cute and seems really cool - we've only met once or twice, but I have a serious instagram crush on her."
by greeneyeguy December 1, 2020
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Instagram

It is a social media app made for drug dealers.
Tim: Jimmy have you checked Instagram?

Jimmy: I thought that was the official druggy's app?
by CreatorofMind January 19, 2021
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social instancing

A phenomenon driven by COVID-19 and the direction for social distancing. Social instancing is the brief contact made due to the desire to be close to someone at least for an instant due to the lack of human contact from shelter in place.
Patrick: Where's Paige?

Cara: I think she is out for a walk. She has been cooped up inside for so long, I think she needed to get out for some social instancing to be close to a few folks she has not seen for the past 3 weeks.

Patrick: I sure hope she is not doing that and she is COVIDgilent on her walk such that she wins the COVID-19 chicken all day. She's also got to watch out for that rando pedo neighbor, as he is celebrating No Pants Month.
by coMANd'r March 30, 2020
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Blue instagram

Blue instagram refers to fansly.com , a subtle way to get past censors.
Indigo White releases her photo sets and streams on blue instagram.
by Officialdickhead August 22, 2022
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