Iceland

A freezing Island in the north Pacific.
Known for drunken wanabee vikings and beautiful women. Expensive beer.
Has only 5 TV stations.

Man this beer is expensive!

by Tryggvi March 1, 2005

Iceland

The awesomest band with the hottest guitarist; the most adorable, coolest drummer; and the Varnonest keyboardist. They play the best music that rocks my face off.

Iceland is your master.

by AF "groupie" July 30, 2004

ice man

a man who stares fearless into the eyes of danger.
a little arab boy who frags the weak and huttles the dead.
owns dave

yo the ice man just owned dave again

by rhaabb January 12, 2005

the icelandic dynamic duo

A variation of the common Shocker, in which the pinky finger is inserted into the anus while the ring and middle finger penetrate the vagina. The Icelandic Dynamic Duo is made unique by the fact the hand is first soaked in ice water.

"You'd be amazed at how fast you can wake a woman up by using the Icelandic Dynamic Duo."

by The Mighty Philgamesh September 28, 2008

icelandic skull mining

Skull Fucking a girl (or guy) in both eye sockets.

Never try icelandic skull mining, kids. It's very cruel to do to blind people.

by Thumpster February 7, 2008

Iceland Cracker

To throw up into ones genital area.

"Woah nelly, you just gave me an iceland cracker. BITCH!"

by Raul Casablancas May 28, 2006

Iceland

A druid on your father’s side 800 years ago was involved in a fantastic scandal where he stole the first born child of everyone in the region of Gaul and put them on a ship to a far away island. They were told to create a society of volcano people who loved to lay about in hot tubs and sing A cappella Viking hymns. That place is Iceland, and your DNA indicates that if you were to ever reproduce with someone there, it would most likely be a cousin (with disastrous results). There is no shame in sterilization.

Don't go to Iceland, go to Greenland instead.

by itreb ekim September 2, 2014