i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job

Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister

by smaxta August 13, 2007

I wouldn't say no

1. Used when looking people up, means wouldn't go up to them but if they came up to you, you wouldn't reject them.
2. If they asked for sex, you so would.

Person 1: Babe at ten man!
Person 2: She's alright, I wouldn't say no!

by Chrisity December 9, 2008

I wouldn’t let that slide

Usually used by a D-1 instigator when attempting to start a fight.

*Person one gets dunked on by person two*
Instigator to Person One: I wouldn’t let that slide but that’s just me fr (for real)

by BYUUUUUUUUUU June 26, 2022

I wouldn't lick a grapefruit

An expression used when pointing out something interesting noticed.

Well, I wouldn't lick a grapefruit, but his forehead is pretty massive.

by Ajurfhas November 27, 2005

I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

Referring to a girl, that while not a knock-out, is someone you would easily sleep with.

Guy 1: That girl ain't that hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

by ianamalsu August 26, 2007

I Woulda Told It

Same as : That's what I woulda said, Ain't that the shit, Sho Nuff...

"Ya know... once you go black you never go back."
"Well before you try to fuck Jacob... you should probably get a few under your belt."
"Yeah... I woulda told it!"

by Token Black & Token White January 12, 2009

I wouldn’t back my car in her garage

When a girl is so ugly you wouldn’t even do anal with her.

That chick is gross I wouldn’t back my car in her garage.

by Teacher Taz June 27, 2021