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hamassed

When your wife has been raped, children burnt alive, aunt kidnapped, uncle murdered and the world accuses you of massacre.
"For a moment I thought I was being hamassed, my children had disappeared, my house burnt down and my wife had gone missing."
by Troilus January 16, 2024
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Hamassed

When the loser tries to get a shot in, and ends up losing again tenfold
Freaking Nancy at work is the worst employee and asked for a raise. The boss laughed and gave her a smaller office and the better employee a raise. Nancy got Hamassed
by Readysetty888 January 17, 2024
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Hamassed

Murdering, raping, torturing Jews while screaming "where is the evidence".

For example, on October 7, 2023, murderous hordes from Gaza invaded Israel and ethnically cleansed several Israeli communities. Hamas (Iran-funded terrorist organization) mutants raped, tortured, mutilated, burned alive, and beheaded Israeli civilians while capturing the events on camera. The videos were later shared on Telegram channels. Despite overwhelming evidence of mass rapes, murders, and torture, Israel-haters continued to ask, "Where is the evidence?"
Kibbutz Be'eri has been hamassed.
by jack89234 January 17, 2024
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Hamassholes

Jew hating Supporters of terrorism
The hamassholes protested for a ceasefire right after their terrorists slaughtered jews
by Amisraelchai January 18, 2024
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Hamassed

When innocent people are murdered in a brutally savage, senselessly twisted, nightmare-inducing manner that the world finds revolting and the perpetrators are proud of
Did you hear about that group of tourists that were Hamassed by a pack of rabies-riddled hyenas while on an African safari vacation? Men women, children…everyone was torn to shreds…some kids and toddlers were dragged away…and then ripped apart as if these crazy, bloodthirsty hyenas were playing ‘tug of war’with them. Based on the carnage and the fact their strain of rabies is so extreme, untreatable and contagious, the local park rangers have been told gotten the ok to Hamas the entire pack, as it’s the only way to protect humans while also preventing it from spreading to other animals”
by Fabioy January 21, 2024
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Hamassed

When a person tells you that a piece of your property, school or hospital must be used as weapons storage, terror training and tunnel access points turning you and your family into human shields.

You’ve been hamassed.
Your hospital has been Hamassed, and we will now store terrorist arms in incubators, beds, etc and take over the hospital and use it for our Hamas HQ.
by SAFricaninst January 25, 2024
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Remember when the world quickly bought into Hamas's claim of 500 deaths within an hour due to an alleged rocket strike on a hospital—quite a contrast to the slow truth unfolding in the Florida building collapse aftermath. Turned out it was a Jihad rocket fired from the cemetery near the hospital that misfired and landed in the parking lot of the hospital killing 25. ( 20 times less )

You have to be a complete and utter moron to believe Hamas when they tell you how many people die in Gaza and how many Israeli solgiers ( 13000 according to them ) were killed.
Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'
by anonymous February 9, 2024
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