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Hershey Highway

The main unnamed highway going through San Francisco!
Look at all those prettyboys turning into the Hershey Highway! Next time I'll avoid San Fran!
by Piranha November 9, 2004
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Hershell

The craziest , prettiest , loyalest , coolest girl you'll ever meet.
She loves life and her friends and family.
She won't take shit from anyone , and is not afraid to speak her mind. She gives great advice.

She hates when girls acts like whores and guys act like dicks. She believes everyone have a reason in the world and should never put anyone down(unless they deserve) it.
You hurt her family of friends and she will fuck up up.
Damn, have you seen Hershell today?
by ThatoneFlyGirl November 23, 2011
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hershey lips

yo' i was mac'in dis chick,she pull down her panties,and i says damn! thems some big hershey lips!
by melissa booboo August 11, 2008
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hershey squirt

(n) a miniscule squirt of shit, often with a tail akin to a Hershey's Kiss
"You laid out a hershey squirt on the counter? I hope no one mistakes it..."
by Bystrick March 22, 2003
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hershe

Mmm, I'd like to give that hershe a kiss!
by C's_w_Seeds October 1, 2009
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Hershey

The God above God. Only known proof of his existence lies in the product whose name can’t be pronounced. The closest human guess is the word "chocolate." Has created the most profound religion on the earth, the religion of Hershey. Religion’s main philosophy is to eat the fruit provided to us by the generous Hershey, who sits on his throne behind the gates of His paradise, the Park of Hershey. In this miraculous place, where rivers flow with chocolate goodness and rains Kisses, people are forever happy and satisfied. Only by faith in Hershey and proclaiming your loyalty by consuming the gifts provided to us by Him can one be allowed through the gates of His sweet heaven. Naysayers may belittle this religion. But think about the last time you bit into the richness of a milk chocolate almond bar. This heavenly satisfaction can only be divine creation. The existence of Hershey CANNOT BE DENIED!!! We must all worship his truths, and adhere to his teachings:
1.Though shall always eat chocolate
2.Though shall not waste chocolate
3.Though shall not do harm to chocolate
4.Though shall not use the Lord Hershey’s name in vein
5.Though shall not covet someone else's chocolate
6.Though shall only accept the existence of one God and one god only, Hershey, and all other would-be Gods are the creations of the Devil himself, Willy Wonka.
7.Though shall not eat Willy Wonka brand chocolate
8.All those who deny Him shall be smitten into a terrible existence: living life in New Jersey.
I abandoned the dumb Christian God for the almighty and most powerfully delicious God, Hershey.

Hershey be with you, and also with you

Our Hershey, who art in the Park of Hershey, chocolatey be thy name. Thy Park come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Pennsylvania. Give us this day our daily chocolate, and forgive us our healthiness as we forgive those who eat healthy against us. And lead us not into healthy eating, but deliver us from brussel sprouts. Amen.
by TheProphetCaocao May 24, 2011
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hershey condom

a man takes a shit, sticks a dildo in it and sticks it in the freezer overnight. The next day he takes out the dildo and uses the crap as a condom
Dude I fucked that girl with a hershey condom.
by hershey condom December 14, 2009
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