Guide Parent

Someone who takes the role of a God parent without being religious

Guide parent- A person who guides a child through life.

by Lesspeople October 9, 2020

guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 27, 2017

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021

guide

that their dog won't be able to walk in the show. They did prepare the dog for two years, so understandably they were upset. However in their eyes this was the worst thing to ever happen. How serious they took the event is what is humorous. The ridiculousness of the situation, and how important the event is to them, draws people in to watch. People want to see what's going to happen in their world, and how each situation will play out. I think the cutting back and forth from each character also lets the audience experience humor from different scenes, which makes it so the film stays interesting.

I think the interviews, along with the singing would be considered comedic motifs. The

that their dog won't be able to walk in the show. They did prepare the dog for two years, so understandably they were upset. However in their eyes this was the worst thing to ever happen. How serious they took the event is what is humorous. The ridiculousness of the situation, and how important the event is to them, draws people in to watch. People want to see what's going to happen in their world, and how each situation will play out. I think the cutting back and forth from each character also lets the audience experience humor from different scenes, which makes it so the film stays interesting.

I think the interviews, along with the singing would be considered comedic motifs. The

guide

by Abcvd January 8, 2024

Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019

trail guide

A male version of a tramp stamp located below the belly button but above the genitalia.

"Did you see the trail guide on that douche at the beach?"

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by Tonystarksbitch69 December 1, 2013

guidely

He is a sweet heart all the girls would want him and his eye are like stars he is the best thing a girl would want and if he has a girlfriend she would not want to let him go he is like the,definition of love.

Wow Guidely you are so kind

by tatiyana127@gmail January 27, 2016