Grafting

Scottish slang meaning a guy who is trying to get a girl to like him. A bit like flirting. Can be shortened to 'graft' or 'g-rafting'

"Oh see Dave over there he's grafting on Lisa"

"Dave's on the graft"

"Dave's g-rafting"

"Graft graft graft your boat gently down the stream..."

by omacc October 10, 2014

Great white

Great white refers to this great white cock. Preferably to a long cock that is white and large

"I have a great white, wanna find out."

by Greatmik June 10, 2017

The Greatest Show On Turf

Nickname given by the media to the 1999 St. Louis Rams. Quite possibly the most potent offensive attack in NFL history.

"Warner back to pass, he throws a long bomb, and the catch is made in the end zone by Torry Holt!!! The Greatest Show On Turf is at it again!"

by bigjimdx October 14, 2005

JTV Greeter

The term is used to describe someone on JTV who suck admins cocks for a badge.

Hi, i'm a JTV greeter and i'm better than everyone else in this chatroom because i have a badge next to my name'' ''... what a prick

by JTVgreetersaretwats August 4, 2010

Great Scones!

a phrase that can be used in the place of "Oh my God!" or "Wow!"

Inspired by the band rooney and the members Robert Camine, Taylor Locke, Ned Brower, Louie Stephens and Matt Winter

"great scones I did well on my Math Test!"

or

"Melissa, did you hear? Rooney's playing with Phantom Planet on Tuesday. Great Scones!"

by Why Try? March 8, 2004

Greeting Radius

The distance of your radius that you will acknowledge the people you know and greet them. Greeting radii almost always depend on person. Usually, your greeting radius varies based on how much you like the person. Someone you are close friends with, will probably have a greeting radius of over 50ft. For people you don't like, it would probably be something like 10ft if it's crowded where you are.

Steve: Oh dude, I had to say hi to Kent today?
Jon: Aww, you said hi to Kunt? He probably thinks you like him now.
Steve: I know, but I kinda used to know him, plus, he got in my greeting radius
Jon: Shit, sucks for you, haha
Steve: Yeah, GOD today was a bad day

by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 May 31, 2009

greeting disorder

When a person cannot perform a proper greeting - handshake, high-five, etc.

Can also be applicable to verbal greetings as well.

Physical - "Man, Cletus always crushes my hand when he shakes it, I think he has a greeting disorder."

Verbal - "Steve always calls everyone a D-Bag when he meets them. That jerk has a real greeting disorder."

by hawtcore December 12, 2010