by ha ha ja ja July 12, 2022
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
A male with this last name is very affectionate with ALL the ladies, is quite handsome, sweet, and funny, yet so humble and respectful, loves soccer with a burning passion, screams "GOOOOOOL!!!" at the top of his lungs rather often, is so Mexican he eats a shit ton of Tapatio with his tacos, is superbly intellectual/intelligent, has like 17 primos (cousins), sings corridos in the shower, wakes up to a rooster's "kikiriki" every morning, has many friends/acquaintances, and can be successful at anything he wants to.
In other words, he's just the PERFECT alpha male.
In other words, he's just the PERFECT alpha male.
Girl #1: Man, just look at that Gonzalez guy go. He's sooooo charming. I think I'm starting to like him.
Girl #2: Like him? I love him!!
Gonzalez: Morning, ladies!
(both girls faint in awe and fall backwards)
Girl #2: Like him? I love him!!
Gonzalez: Morning, ladies!
(both girls faint in awe and fall backwards)
by angel_MVP August 29, 2018
Kelvin Gonzalez Are Donkey Kong
Kelvin Gonzalez Are Donkey Kong
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Blessed by the best never the less strong Follower of Jesus Christ. one of a kind man a love like no other it's Always with me.
Enrique Elijah Gonzalez lll is a good man.
by ReegsGonzo November 24, 2021
<.B.A.U.T.>Marcello Andres Hernandez Gonzalez iS Not Allowed To Express To Cthulhu, Hellstrom, ANd Leviathan <<<{.C.Therapy,{.H.} Psychology, {.L.}>>>And Neuroscience>>><.B.A.U.T.>
<.B.A.U.T.>Marcello Andres Hernandez Gonzalez iS Not Allowed To Express To Cthulhu, Hellstrom, ANd Leviathan <<<{.C.Therapy,{.H.} Psychology, {.L.}>>>And Neuroscience>>><.B.A.U.T.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025