shit gnomes

little sadistic gnomes who after a night of hard drinking and partying sneak into your room and defecate in your mouth while you are sleeping. Occasionally they will hide your keys or cell phone as well.

Jim: I am totally hung-over and my mouth tastes like ass.
Jeffrey: Me too Jim. Looks like the shit gnomes were out last night

by boxcar May 17, 2007

Gnig Gnome

A Gnome of gnegroid descent.

That gnappy headed Gnig Gnome stole my GNissan!

by Humanlandfill February 26, 2009

garden gnome

A small human being that hides in alleyway trashcans and come out to jump average-height people. Usually hides in packs.

Keno:"watch out bruv, this is gnome turf"
Ryan:"didnt you dad die to garden gnomes?"

by thdang April 11, 2019

garbage gnome

Noun. After you've taken your garbage out to the street, these shadowy figures come out in the night to take part of it that they perceive as a 'great find' with the intention of fixing it and putting it into their home. Some especially brave gnomes will come during the day to take your garbage, but this is a rare breed.

Examples of things that could be considered treasure by garbage gnomes: Broken/old computer desks, broken/old computer monitors, used/old stained mattresses(because surely those stains could be removed), broken/old furniture, broken/old televisions.

*Kelly takes garbage out to the street*
*Garbage Gnome drives by and sees said garbage*
Garbage Gnome: I can't believe someone threw that away!
*Garbage Gnome loads up something from the garbage in their car/truck/suv*
*Kelly wakes up in the morning, walks outside and notices the recliner she threw out missing*
Kelly: Well, I hope they manage to fix the broken arm on that recliner that grand dad used to piss in while watching tv.

by black kitten October 26, 2006

Nigger Gnome

A garden gnome with a black skin tone instead of the usual white. Generally,they are a rare species of garden gnome.

Person 1: Dude, I just saw a nigger gnome when I was driving home.

Person 2: Holy shit, I thought they were just a myth.

by Splatchawatch June 1, 2010

Library Gnome

N: A student who has procrastinated all his/her work until the last minute and must not sleep until the assignment(s) is/are completed by spending every moment possible in the library.

Student 1- "Where's Billy?"

Student 2- "His History term paper is due tomorrow, he's being a library gnome today."

Student 1- "Poor bastard, but he did spend all weekend drinking."

by IggyC3p0 November 22, 2009

Gnomes Homes

Gnomes Homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms.,which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in nearly all cattle growing areas of Australia's tropical and temperate regions.

About an hour after eating around half a kilo of Gold Top Magic Mushies, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette(yes,,, I know I'm a greedy pigout guts), I entered into a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly busy village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking Gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops, plus there were lots of Gnomes laying about outside their homes in hammocks ,or sitting in groups on chairs, smoking joints and bongs. I had a fantastic time laughing and chatting with these magic little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that Magic Mushies are in fact Gnomes Homes , and that on behalf of all the cows in the world that produce the cow shit that allows the Magic Mushies to keep growing for ever more, they are really happy to supply their excess Gnomes Homes to people who love to use them to "get off their fucking faces" :-) :-)

by Frosty Grego December 9, 2008