A snarky, nefarious foe that sprinkles “pixie dust” aka glitter, on other beings and objects. As we all know, herpes lasts Forever which is usually longer than love in most cases and Glitter outlasts Herpes, so glitter is eternal. If you love someone, send them a card full of glitter. If you despise someone, send them a card and envelope filled with glitter. It is like a feral cat marking it’s territory by spraying everything and everyone in a home. Glitter lasts forever and stays in your car, ears, hair, clothes, carpet, floor, couches, etc. It should be considered an act of terrorism to send a glitter laden item to any foreign country, diplomat, or hostile zone as they are forever marked by the enemy and easily spotted. In fact, even Hallmark cards is involved in these games of subterfuge with their Willy-nilly sales of sparkly glitter cards and wrapping paper. Acts of random Glitter Terrorism and their WMD-all things sparkly glitter-are on the rise and one should be wary of opening envelopes this holiday season.
I have been glitterbombed by a family member, AKA glitter terrorist, who wrapped the family’s Christmas gifts in glittery wrapping paper and glittery bows with glittered gift tags to match. It took me a week to get all the glitter out of my hair, crevices, couched, the dog, linens and my attempts to vacuum the floor have been futile. Mission Glitterhawk was a success. The Glitter Terrorist scores another win.
by Corabelle1221 March 23, 2020
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Get the shitting glitter mug.A glitter family is an ideologically aligned group of people who convince a child that their natal family does not love them, because they're not affirming them, but that they will love the child and they should move in with the family, and be with the family, and then the family goes on to affirm the child.
My parent’s church says gays go to hell, so I moved in with my glitter family and we host drag queen story hour on Sundays instead.
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The pre dusting of his/her's bum hole with glitter or other similar shiny particles before letting out a flatulent puff in excitement.
(Often done on a partners nose)
The pre dusting of his/her's bum hole with glitter or other similar shiny particles before letting out a flatulent puff in excitement.
(Often done on a partners nose)
She bent over spreading her cheeks and pushed her newly decorated shiny arsehole towards my face and let out the most glorious 'glitter puff' right in my mouth!
by DFBHM January 10, 2023
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Glitter crunk artists include: Madonna, Lady Gaga, Goldfrapp, Rihanna, and Mariah Carey.
Glitter crunk artists include: Madonna, Lady Gaga, Goldfrapp, Rihanna, and Mariah Carey.
by discobrant February 23, 2012
Get the Glitter Crunk mug.The act of eating glitter out of another's ass, or a group of others ass's, similar to salad tossing. Normally edible glitter is used unless one is a major freak and enjoys petroleum based products in their diet.
There may also be flavored glitter tossing including spicy known as "tossing the ring of fire"
There may also be flavored glitter tossing including spicy known as "tossing the ring of fire"
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