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CARBONATED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CARAMEL COLOR, PHOSPHORIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVORS, CAFFEINE.
CAFFEINE CONTENT: 57 mg/20 fl oz
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CAFFEINE CONTENT: 57 mg/20 fl oz
P.Diddy was just a part of our imagination.
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noun | /eg free-zər/
Definition:
A woman who electively freezes her eggs in her 20s or early 30s, not because she’s ready for kids, but because she’s not ready for consequences. Used to preserve fertility while living her “Hot Girl CEO” phase uninterrupted by commitment, stability, or a man with a 401(k).
Origins:
First coined by Miami Man, a sharp-tongued AI entrepreneur and content creator from Brickell, who once described an ex as:
“An egg freezer — she iced her ovaries and ghosted me for a yoga retreat in Tulum.”
The term was later borrowed and amplified by Coach Greg Adams (CGA) on his podcast, where it became a staple phrase used to describe modern dating dynamics, hypergamy, and women “kicking the accountability can down the road.”
Traits of an Egg Freezer:
Has a vision board and zero intention of sharing it
Says “the universe will provide” instead of “I have a plan”
Goes to therapy to talk about a guy she met on Raya
Calls herself “emotionally unavailable” like it’s a badge of honor
Other Names:
Freeze Queen
Fertility-on-Flex Mode
The Human Snooze Button
The Biohacker Barbie
See also:
Hot Girl Sabbatical
Delulu Season
Brickell Manifestation Babe
Soft Launch Dating
noun | /eg free-zər/
Definition:
A woman who electively freezes her eggs in her 20s or early 30s, not because she’s ready for kids, but because she’s not ready for consequences. Used to preserve fertility while living her “Hot Girl CEO” phase uninterrupted by commitment, stability, or a man with a 401(k).
Origins:
First coined by Miami Man, a sharp-tongued AI entrepreneur and content creator from Brickell, who once described an ex as:
“An egg freezer — she iced her ovaries and ghosted me for a yoga retreat in Tulum.”
The term was later borrowed and amplified by Coach Greg Adams (CGA) on his podcast, where it became a staple phrase used to describe modern dating dynamics, hypergamy, and women “kicking the accountability can down the road.”
Traits of an Egg Freezer:
Has a vision board and zero intention of sharing it
Says “the universe will provide” instead of “I have a plan”
Goes to therapy to talk about a guy she met on Raya
Calls herself “emotionally unavailable” like it’s a badge of honor
Other Names:
Freeze Queen
Fertility-on-Flex Mode
The Human Snooze Button
The Biohacker Barbie
See also:
Hot Girl Sabbatical
Delulu Season
Brickell Manifestation Babe
Soft Launch Dating
"She just turned 30 and dropped 20 grand to freeze her eggs. Says she’s focused on healing and traveling. Bro, she’s a certified egg freezer."
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