worthless

-TEST- is a lonely old man from arkansas, he goes into psycho fits when rejected by women he tries to romance over the Internet by sending them porn pictures and descriptions of what he wants to do to them. he often goes on message boards to stalk people and "insult" people by calling them "fat" or "ugly" when in fact he was in a relationship with a 300lb woman (now an Asian transvestite, great upgrade) He ofeten gets owned by Bigfoot/bigboy/everyone on earth on said boards, it is very easy considering his taste in women and lifestyle which consists of not working/living off welfare and posting on the internet...when getting owned he reverts to child like behavior and the "you're fat" comments come out until he puts his tail between his legs and leaves until the bad people log off...then he comes back and starts the whole process over again,bless his little retarded heart.

Bigboy: jealous of what? you are basically dirt poor, your girlfriend is a fat cow, you search the internet looking for chicks to "hook up" with, and ive seen dried up dog shit that more attractive than you. you are worthless and should of died in that wreck

by Biggiefolyfe November 7, 2008

fortress

To shave ones pubic hair only on the outer edges so that your pubes grow back thicker and taller around the edges, making a fortress for the inner pube sanctum.

I gave myself a fortress so that my pubes would be safe.

by Team11 May 13, 2005

Fortress of Failitude

A certain food court in a certain BJ's in New Jersey where fails and epic fails occur on an epic level. It seems all people who can or will create these are drawn to this one place, it is a nexus of fail. This of course, could apply to any and all BJ's food courts really.

BJ's Food Court in Club #172= Fortress of Failitude

by seteshsuperbia January 2, 2009

worthless as an election promise

In view of politicians making promises before an election but invariably breaking them after an election.
Therefore the lowest possible denominator of the value of something can be described in this way.

'Jack's commitment to give up smoking is as worthless as an election promise.'

'Yeah, he won't last a day.'

by MrMagnesium May 14, 2014

Worthless slut

A person who is only good for laying on their back. They think getting a train ran on them is cute. They live for spring break and pcb even though they aren’t in college. May have a bunch of videos of them having sex with guys.

Kayla Ingram is a worthless slut. Did you see her on spring break blowing all those guys?

by Truth facts April 18, 2022

Team Fortress 2

A team-based FPS video game developed by Valve Software where the player and his teammates can choose 9 different classes with different weaponry to try to capture the objective to win in different game modes.

Hey, have you played Team Fortress 2?

by sn3k4_34t3r July 1, 2018

Flying Fortress

A slow maneuverable airplane bomber with the name B-17 in World War II used in lots of bombings with 5 turrets giving the name "Flying Fortress"

The big tough guy from Cherynobl looks like a Flying Fortress

by Ouch that's bad November 17, 2019