Verb, noun;
To follow someone you hate on social media and sneerily derive pleasure from their perceived failures. Derived from German 'schadenfreude' - the derivation of pleasure from the misfortune of others.
To follow someone you hate on social media and sneerily derive pleasure from their perceived failures. Derived from German 'schadenfreude' - the derivation of pleasure from the misfortune of others.
Ned: 'Weird. Anne from work followed me on Insta, but I know she has it out for me.'
Ed: 'Sounds like a schaden follow, bud. You should block her.'
Ed: 'Sounds like a schaden follow, bud. You should block her.'
by Ornaanto September 05, 2018
“She made a post last month about their life being too much in the spotlight and how hard it is on their marriage so they broke up. But then a month later posted about fighting for that marriage. All while posting it in the “spotlight”. She was follower-fishing
by Idontcarewhatmypseudonymiss November 19, 2022
Someone who follows you on social media so you follow them back . They delete you and use you to get up
by Eff security April 05, 2019
Is a person that doesn't add you on social media or like your post, but some how still knows what you have posted.
Damn... Johnny knows every picture I posted. He doesn't follow me tho???
He's a ghost follower bro...
He's a ghost follower bro...
by True_Gninnahc December 12, 2021
by dragonjaw March 06, 2014
Euphemism for stalking. Term started when mass amounts of needy teenagers decided that their time was best spent "checking up on" their EXes by daily reading all of their facebook activity.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
When you shoot a basketball and you ark your shooting arm in such a way it forms a "dangling flopper" allowing for the shot to be made every time
by Hunter master race March 03, 2016