by socksforsale bro socks May 12, 2022
Get the Fletchermug. Total daddy/mommy with a girthy dump truck and the wits of a 2000s British comedian. This person is always in a callous competition with the abrasively elaborate tedium & affliction that often accompanies philosophical unease; they're resisting the weight of an impending nihilistic dread. Curvy and chunky fellow with a proclivity for paraplegia in convictions.
A person who's culminating an unending refrain of self-awareness and improvement, always presenting themselves from a twisted angled perception of themselves.
A person who's culminating an unending refrain of self-awareness and improvement, always presenting themselves from a twisted angled perception of themselves.
Person 1: "I met this guy on campus today. He was really complex in his strife for philosophical ease and unturning some fundamentals principles of our universe!"
Person 2: "Without a shadow of doubt, I can assure you've encountered an intriguing breed of man."
Person 1: "I can't be {visibly discarding presented facts}... so that means..."
Person 2: "Indeed my friend: tis the residue of a peachy man, on thine soul. An archetype of man, one that, alone, drew the first breathe of the sentient man, a well-informed individual. The man thou hast encountered in thine corporeal routines, was as a matter of fact, a fierce Fletcher."
Person 1: "He, the unforsaken sinner, the cornerstone of all man's greatest feats, the adonis of all sapien archetypes, even the first triple sapien sapien sapien, was the one present in thine vicinity prior to this mundane conversation (at least in how it pales in comparison to his omniscient greatness)."
#both subsequently sacrifice themselves for this all-knowing entity, pleading to conglomerate their souls with his divine cause#
Person 2: "Without a shadow of doubt, I can assure you've encountered an intriguing breed of man."
Person 1: "I can't be {visibly discarding presented facts}... so that means..."
Person 2: "Indeed my friend: tis the residue of a peachy man, on thine soul. An archetype of man, one that, alone, drew the first breathe of the sentient man, a well-informed individual. The man thou hast encountered in thine corporeal routines, was as a matter of fact, a fierce Fletcher."
Person 1: "He, the unforsaken sinner, the cornerstone of all man's greatest feats, the adonis of all sapien archetypes, even the first triple sapien sapien sapien, was the one present in thine vicinity prior to this mundane conversation (at least in how it pales in comparison to his omniscient greatness)."
#both subsequently sacrifice themselves for this all-knowing entity, pleading to conglomerate their souls with his divine cause#
by RSFLETCHER December 29, 2024
Get the Fletchermug. Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third
by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020
Get the Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Thirdmug. by BIG()90 April 27, 2021
Get the Fletchermug. by Skibiditoiletohiorizz May 19, 2024
Get the Fletcher Smug. Also referred to "Fletchy" or "Fletch" for short, refers to someone (typically female) who is perceived as preppy,(usually on a sport, cheer, basketball, etc.) but is constantly listening to depressing music and drinking.
I wonder if Amara is a Fletcher... She kinda looks sad all the time even though she's in with the cool kids.
by teheeheeeeee February 16, 2019
Get the Fletchermug. A complete douche bag that wastes his money on supreme hats and sweat shirts and dumb ass shit like that.
by A guy who hates fletcher December 8, 2017
Get the fletchermug.