all language teachers

they all have ANGER ISSUES. abnormaly impatient . even if they havent taught you something they expect you to know it.

language teacher:hi welcome im your french teacher
person 30 in the register: goodmorning miss not in french
language teacher: I TOLD YOU TO ANSWER IN BLOODY FRENCH IS IT REALLY THAT HARD??
me: why do all language teachers have anger issues? like calm the hell down

by idkyimhere February 19, 2019

Indian (Language)

THIS LANGUAGE DOES NOT EXIST GO AWAY YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT INDIA

American: do u speak Indian (Language)?
Indian: do u speak American?

by φφφ June 18, 2019

Shore Language

A widespread dialect used by teens in the Shore Regional area of NJ (West Long Branch, Oceanport, Monmouth Beach)

Brian: If you ain't speaking Shore Language, then whatchu speakin?

by jimmer.mcm November 25, 2020

amogus language

It's the sussiest language known to mankind very sussy ඞඞඞ

Sussy dude1:he's the imposter he is so sussy
Sussy dude2:no u are the ඞ
Sussy dude1:God damn it,he speaks the amogus language

by ImH3r3 March 11, 2023

sausage finger language

when a fat one attempts to type on the keyboard and has extremely large fingers that carry similar looks to that of sausage links frequently causing typos and misspellings.

I could not understand your post with your sausage finger language.

by l;akjflksdanflkanfl;kdsnflkasd January 22, 2012

I can teach you my language

Probably the worlds most obvious invitation to sex. Used when the individuals who are to engage in the proposed intercourse originate from different countries, cultures, or ethnicities, and therefore have different native languages.

1.
Meili: Maybe one of these days you can teach me some of your language, and I can teach you my language.
Sven: ITS ON!
2.
Wolfgang: When we´ve finished these beers, we can go to my place, and I can teach you my language.
Conzuella: ITS ON!
3.
Rachel: Tonight, swing by my dorm, I can teach you my language, bring wine and condoms.
Vlad: ITS ON!

by bIMON June 2, 2011

green language

Third-Worlders learning a second language in order to secure a job.

Well, fuck me sideways and call me Suzie! I have written a bulkasaurus dic and still I can't get any writing job in any magazine 'cept for some 'poof-reading' shit in a maghag-filled glossie called NOX! Guess green language never works for me.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007