ewan beale

this is a weird cunt who cant stop talking about drugs. the kind of bullshit he will chat is absolutely endless. He will pretend that his dad is some kind of pop star and he is really famous when actually has 4 fans.

Ewan Beale-"Hey man when you take MDMA you get MDMA farts and its sound asf"

by The King of Druggggs June 27, 2017

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Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023

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Ewan Hanley

The biggest bender you will ever meet. He is always egotistical and brags about the size of his cock all the time

that guy is such an Ewan Hanley

by bob marely-09876543 June 19, 2019

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Ewan Millican

BMW Merchant, (drives a fiesta)

Ewan Millican: "Love The One Series, Hate the mrs"

"I really want a BMW" *cries*

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Ewan Warr

Probably (definitely) the best person you will ever meet in your whole life, with an amazing sense of humour and a level of maturity unbeknownst to all of man kind until he was born; Ewan is an all around excellent geezer.

(He also owns all the women including your mother)

"Omg look! Its Ewan Warr!"

by Literal_Mold March 18, 2021

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