Ewan

Ewan is a person with an ability to bend gender at will and has a huge fucking forehead.

Bob: Ah shit here comes Ewan
Hutler: Man he'll probs bend my gender then put the earth into orbit around his forehead

by BobSussy February 18, 2022

Ewan Gould

Someone who likes happy tapioca

Ewan Gould is so wierd he really love happy tapioca

by Chunkadoodledo February 20, 2022

Ewan

The office manager when Nik and Ben are not in the office.

Hello Ewan, you are more senior than Marc in this office.

by devey March 2, 2022

Ewan

He doesn’t even know

Ewan: what’s the answer?
Everyone else: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

by Bdndnrjr May 18, 2021

Ewan

ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod. In his clueless nature, he will never understand how to show affection and is completely indolent when it comes to trying in every aspect. This slow moving and good for nothing moron will neglect, mistreat and disrespect you on every level. He will gaslight and blame his inconstant and disloyal behaviour on everything but himself, so don't even think about confronting him about anything. Ewan will be thoroughly and unconditionally tiresome with his ambiguous language, constantly failing to see both sides of the story.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.

Me:"Gosh i feel as if i'm trying to draw blood out of a stone"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"

by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021

Electromagnetic-Ewan

This word is used to describe people who smell of 5p colognes and margarita paninis. You will often find these creatures in primary schools looking for a place to whip there arse out.

Electromagnetic-ewan is a fat bastard

by Ph1ll1p0s March 24, 2025

Ewan

He has a huge thing down there and is very cute and sexy! All the girls r after him !!

Dang! Your boyfriend is a Ewan your so lucky

by Ethan hayyyy November 24, 2021