Bob: Ah shit here comes Ewan
Hutler: Man he'll probs bend my gender then put the earth into orbit around his forehead
Hutler: Man he'll probs bend my gender then put the earth into orbit around his forehead
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Get the Ewan mug.ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod. In his clueless nature, he will never understand how to show affection and is completely indolent when it comes to trying in every aspect. This slow moving and good for nothing moron will neglect, mistreat and disrespect you on every level. He will gaslight and blame his inconstant and disloyal behaviour on everything but himself, so don't even think about confronting him about anything. Ewan will be thoroughly and unconditionally tiresome with his ambiguous language, constantly failing to see both sides of the story.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.
Me:"Gosh i feel as if i'm trying to draw blood out of a stone"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"
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