Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle

A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.

Oh my god look it’s Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle touching another 2 year old.

by Negro69420TheRealSnegro June 29, 2023

Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023

Ewan

a fucking ape who has the smallest dick and loveessss children

Hey look, its a ewan. Make sure to take your children away!

by jack2323 October 7, 2022

ewan barker

a type of dog

loves: la chona, mexicans and james charles

i have a ewan barker and they love daning to la chona

by vausey9 March 2, 2021

Ewan Millican

BMW Merchant, (drives a fiesta)

Ewan Millican: "Love The One Series, Hate the mrs"

"I really want a BMW" *cries*

by anonymous April 29, 2024

Ewan

Blue haired boy of wonder, owns a dozen guitars and some sexy spice mix may end up destroying you in pokemon and pokemon has a tendency to calling people names if he knows theyve hurt someone he loves.

Ewan: Fajitas!

by Deathbladerunner12 November 3, 2021

Ewaning

To be an american immigrant

Hey! are you ewaning?

by jellyjenny69 December 27, 2023