erotic shadow puppet

A "shadow puppet" made with hands and a penis.

"Nice Erotic Shadow Puppet! I can see an elephant"

"I DON'T GET IT! I thought my Erotic Shadow Puppets were fun in bed."

by Alaska Thunderfun February 10, 2018

Auto Erotic Fart Sniffer

A person who gets turned on by talking about themselves and how great everything they do is.

Anyone else notice that Bill pitches a tent everytime he mentions anything he's ever done? He's such an auto erotic fart sniffer!

by Sharkleberry Punch February 22, 2024

Erotic

A word Zapp Brannigan says a lot

Zapp: That is a very Erotic smelling food

by What’s your handle321 July 13, 2024

Erotic

Erotic (adjective)

Juxtaposition to the real definition of erotic, this new definition doesn’t have much of a sexual meaning behind it. This word is simply used to describe the awe-inspiring aspects of life.

Synonyms: cool, marvelous, awesome, amazing

Antonyms: lame, uninspiring, dull

Man 1: Hey, did you see that movie last night?

Man 2: Yes, it was a very erotic film.

Man 1: Really? I mean I guess that one actress is somewhat cute but I wouldn’t call the movie ero—

Man 2: *Condescendingly laughs* No, not that type of erotic. Get your head out of the gutter!

by shavzus September 23, 2021

Auto Erotic Charizardation

When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!

by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020

Erotic Foreskin Play

Where the partner stretches an mans Foreskin until it cant stretch no more.

Ayo wanna see my dick
ya
Its all screwed up because me and my wife did Erotic Foreskin Play.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

Eroticness

Quantifies the the strength of the tingly feeling in your groin resulting in various levels of moistness ?

stevejar Dagger: " oi keeley spit on your hand"
Vickley Coronet: lol
Vickley Coronet: is that hot?
stevejar Dagger: yeah i guess u had to be there
stevejar Dagger: its one of my moves
stevejar Dagger: a signature move
Vickley Coronet: lol
Vickley Coronet: awesome
stevejar Dagger: yeah son
Vickley Coronet: well im sure it will all help in the eroticness

by Stevejar dagger January 9, 2008