Drummer

The most important part of any group, Leading the whole song. Without them, the music a group makes sounds empty!

Drummers are often the hottest (literally and um yes they make me wet) members of the group.

Person 1: dude have you listened to that song? The drummer is so good! Who is it?
Person 2: OMG its Roger Taylor how do you not know him??? He's so hot

by Iloverogertaylor March 24, 2019

ass drummer

One who slaps ass checks like a bongo

Joe was being such a ass drummer when he repeatedly smacked my ass.

by Likema sack March 8, 2017

tummy drummer

When two males press their firmly erect penises (head to head) and each man presses as hard as he can until the end result is the "drumming" of one mans penis onto the other mans stomach to make the drumming sound.

Deeaz is the best tummy drummer I know. He beats Pinyati every time!

by DSquad September 19, 2013

One-armed Drummer

Well-endowed man attracted to mature, but attractive, deaf women.

As a one-armed drummer, he loved to pick up at the local Applebees.

by Michael Hurd January 6, 2023

texas drummer

loud idiot that wont stop playing the fucking basic country beats

my little bastard friend wont stop playing drums like a texas drummer

by bill the gay man January 9, 2023

Comfort drummer

A drummer in a band who brings you immense comfort that you’ve never felt from anyone else before in a platonic appreciative way.

“Oh that drummers my comfort drummer!”

by uwuooof July 16, 2023

Drummers Muscles

Coined by Ashton Irwin, apparently playing the drums gives you tough muscles

He’s lucky he left or I’d have got him with my drummers muscles

by KangaRue80 July 17, 2022