Dora the Explorer

A stupid kid that is high on weed(Fo sho) and mentally retarded(IQ:19). There is evidence of this. For example, every single day of her life, she travels to 3 different places with a talking backpack, a talking map, and a talking monkey. Also, if you ever see her, you will not miss her horrible eyesight. She uses a computer mouse instead of wearing dark sunglasses and using a cane to find her way through to the third location. Did you see what I wrote? I wrote A FUCKING COMPUTER MOUSE. Very strange. Signs of hallucinations have been reported. Like a talking EVRYTIHNING and a dumb hustler(stealer) named swiper. She says,"swiper no swiping", most of the time. She acts like she is in some sort of different place than where she is in reality(the doctors at the mental hospital have problems with her. Like when she falling on the stairs. Strangely, she doesn't feel it.).

Dora the Explorer: Say Backpack!
Doctor: Please, dora this is urgent, we cannot play right now.
Dora: Louder!
Dora:Yay backpack!
Doctor:Get the shots, NOW!
Dora:Can you find my LSD?
Dora:Good job!
Doctor 2: I just injected her! She's still calm! WTF?!
Dora: We did it horray!
Doctor: HOLY SHIT, DORA!! Thats the WINDOW!!!!
*Rest in IQ D.Explorer.*

by paper man September 5, 2008

dora the explorer

Dora The Border Hopping Explorer is some dumb Mexican child.
"Where's the map!?!" Try looking up your ass.
Speaking of, that map is more fucking annoying than Dora.
"I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAAAPPP!!" Oh shit, seriously? It's a good thing you told us, we for SURE wouldn't be able to figure that one out without you shouting it in our fucking ears for 3 minutes.

*Watching Dora the Explorer while stabbing ears*

Map: I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'M THE MAP!
*10 minutes later*
I'm the map I'm the map I'M STILL THE DUMBASS FUCKING MAAAAPP!

by shitguy January 10, 2008

Dora the Explorer

Dumb bitch. She also has to attack that fox's conscience. She yells at it, repeatedly, telling it how bad, and mean it is for stealing some useless shit that she has, that she can find again in about 10 minutes. I think her and the monkey are partners. That monkey won't shut the fuck up.

Dora the Explorer, you're fucking gonna die. First I'm gonna kill your god damn parents, and skin that monkey RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

Boots: Holy shit Dora! I'm trippin' BALLS!

Dora: *Laughs* Me too...

Boots: Oh shit. They're filming us.

Dora: Fuck! Hey guys, get that map out. Don't just pull it out and look at it, start chanting 'map'.

Boots: Ok. lets go to that Windy Canyon.

Dora: Is it windy there?

Boots: Lalalalala! You're Dora the Explorer!

Dora: Hehe... Boots... You're so fucked up...

by im a goldfish September 6, 2007

dora moment

When Dora the explorer always asks u where swiper is and skips him, then realizes he was there and goes back to him and something like that happens to you

“I just had such a dora moment at my house”
“Why?”
“Well, I was looking for my keys and I saw them but looked away and then I realized they were there and got them”
“Wow what an idiot”
“I’m not an idiot I just pulled a Dora”

by bookworm2.0 March 14, 2018

Dora’d

When you’re so excited after your fun filled adventure, you drink too much and start shouting new rolls to everyone. This is quickly followed by a sudden nap, like on a porch swing.

After a fun adventure on the lake, Amanda quickly got Dora’d at the house and shouted new rolls at everyone before she passed out on the swing.

by Nebram August 18, 2019

dora the explorer

A prostitute who f***ed the monkey Boots, while singing with her backpack and her map. She doesn't like swiper because he didn't pay her for "pleasure".

Dora Dora Dora the biiiotch

by jamal February 18, 2004

dora the explorer halloween special

a recent halloween special for Dora the Explorer. They meet a really nice monster who has to get home by midnight. Hilarity ensues, including the song "Halloween, Halloween" and Swiper's happiest day in awhile. ( I mean, come on, he's getting to swipe candy without getting in trouble)

Since I had to go to school, I was fortunate to record the Dora the Explorer Halloween Special which was really on Stoney McHill.

by El_Scorcho October 31, 2003