Doodire 

A doodire is similar to a vampire, but it sucks out your diarrhea. Doodires perform this by inserting their long elephant-like mouth into your bottom. A main way of defending against doodires is cheese. Swiss cheese to be exact, for if you use parmesan you will only suceed in strengthening the doodire.

Rather portly student:"Look at that Biology teacher!"

Skinny student:"Cleary he is a doodire!"

Rather portly student:" That's just what a doodire would say."

Doodire by Sir Giblets July 15, 2007

Doodle Snooping 

Aimlessness like Behaviour, Standing around watching other people, Listening to converstions in the background with no input, Does not have much to say.

Hey i think that guy is Doodle Snooping, He's been hanging around us all day but hasnt said much at all. Yeah he is a real Doodle Snooper

Doodle Snooping by Daniel Shepheard December 5, 2009

Doodle dangles 

Wang bang, weiner, ball bag, the overall male region

My friend stepped on a rake in his yard, and it flew up and smacked him in the doodle dangles.
(Hah, sucker.)

Doodle dangles by Cheezi Potatoes December 12, 2010

flipsy doodle 

When you are having sex in missionary, and she finishes. So you flipsy doodle her over and hit it from the back till you cum.

Her : i just came and now I'm tired. Lemme flipsy doodle for you
Him: good, but ima pull ya hair too

flipsy doodle by Dogecoindaddi November 15, 2021

Cliff Doodle 

Similar to “Cliff Hangar” but more intense. Cliff Doodle is when you’re on the edge of your seat in anticipation for what’s going to happen next. Overwhelmingly anxious for the next moment, only to be cut short before the scenario is finished.

Man, that last episode of Game of Thrones was a real Cliff Doodle!

Cliff Doodle by Webster13911 June 17, 2023

Fuck a doodle doo

An exclamation of surprise - first thought to have been used in the film 'Shaun Of The Dead' but was actually used 10 years before, in the film '4 Weddings And A Funeral' and is uttered by Hugh Grant.

Fuck a doodle doo - " Fuck-a-doodle-doo ! " (Charles)

Fuck a doodle doo by Willa Doso August 31, 2017

snoop a doobie 

Gettin’ high af!

You wanna Snoop a doobie? Alright! Light it up, cuz!

snoop a doobie by Notorious Big Ole D August 26, 2018