by jip May 13, 2005
Get the desperate housewivesmug. There is so much despereal estate in this neighborhood. Behind every 'for sale' sign is a mortgage debt greater than the value of the house itself.
by wellwell February 1, 2009
Get the despereal estatemug. Tragically predictable replacement for Sex And The City. No doubt held to make revolutionary statements about Men and Women.
by Mantrain March 8, 2005
Get the desperate housewivesmug. The deep, pervasive, often unacknowledged sense of disturbance in a married man's psyche that marriage is unnatural and contrary to the male's genetic construction.
"The quiet desperation becomes almost unbearable when I think that my wife is the only person I'll fuck for the rest of my life."
by DuddySasquatch August 29, 2011
Get the Quiet Desperationmug. A guy/girl who messed up with a friend or family member, so they think they can write a definition, hope all editors fall asleep and pass it, then hope that the person they made angry will randomly get on Urban Dictionary, look up their own name, see the definition and everyone will be happy.
-Good Day Gents-
-Good Day Gents-
A: Dude Ericas pissed off again.
B: You should write a definition on Urban Dictionary for her!
A: Why the hell would I do that, I'm not a 'Desperate Faggot'.
B: You should write a definition on Urban Dictionary for her!
A: Why the hell would I do that, I'm not a 'Desperate Faggot'.
by Urbangamer123 February 12, 2010
Get the Desperate Faggotmug. by BryanPearson February 4, 2007
Get the desperation stationmug. when your girl is on her hands and knees moppin' up the dirty dirty in the kitchen, surprise her with your broomstick and clean out the cobwebs.
by Arica Thiel, Elizabeth Miller, Lora Gill November 17, 2005
Get the desperate housewifemug.