Damian

The best name Has the biggest penis in the game iis a bmw and has tons of hoes and always has his friends back he also has he best hair

Damian has a big penis

by 123466 January 9, 2018

Damiano David

Damiano David is the hottest man on this motherfucking earth and he can run me over with his car and i'll apologise...also the french song sucked three 12.45 inch blue dicks and he did not do drugs you FUCKING TWO FACED OOMPA LOOMPA BODY ASS BITCH EMPTY ASS BONNET LIAR!!!

i want to have sex with Damiano David periodt.

by måneskinsbitch. October 28, 2021

Daquan

Daquan is a bitch ass nigga that don't know shit. He thinks he's the flyest motherfucker out when in reality, the money he posts on Instagram is his momma's tax return. He lives in his Mom's attic that she didn't even know about. He fucks bitches named PlayStationesha and XboxOneadrea when he should be looking for a job. But hey, that's Daquan for ya.

Swag Master 1: Ayo, who is that Fuckboy over there?
Swag Master 2: That's just Daquan's bitch ass.

by DaquanWashingtonSucks November 26, 2014

Davian

A very tall guy with long hair who just got braces, he is very fawking funny as hell!! He also just happens to have laser vision and invented the square tree!!! He can kick your ass at Ragdoll Avalanche 2 and can stomp you with his pancakes of doom. Davian is, truly, the perfect doomsday device.

Guy: Dude, Davian got me in the ass with his Laser Vision!!

Guy 2: He crushed me with his pancakes of doom!

Guy: Oh, no he's coming this way!

Guy 2: OH SHIT IT'S OVER!!!!

Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Davian: Hey guys sup?

*big explosion*

News report the next day: And only Davian survived.

by TYMAN8 May 10, 2011

Damiano

He has the biggest and most sturdy cock you’ll ever see. He uses it as a weapon and can fuck up any women’s patch. He tastes like a burnt broomstick. He has and absolute Duke Nukem rocket launcher penis. Not hung like a horse but hung like an elephant.

Person 1: Oh no! People are taking over the world

Damiano: Fear not for I, the conqueror of all small baby carrot cocks shall obliterate and protect with my own slammin’ shlong.

by Bad ass dud December 17, 2020

darian

she's so fine she blows my mind

darian is hawt

by ilikevaginas December 9, 2008

Darian

A beautiful girl, who unlike other Darians is not built like a brick house nor ugly. She has an amazing personality, winning smile and a beautiful heart. You can't help but love her

guy 1:Look over there! It's Darian!
guy 2:Damn! She's such a great girl!

Today Darian mesmerized millions of guys just by smiling

by AreUKiddingMe September 2, 2010