A legendary device, said to only be wielded by those exhibiting extreme intellect and skill. Some believe that it is more suited for artistic purposes than arithmetic. Others believe it is a panacea for any problem.
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Clint used a curved ruler to finally understand women.
Lee had no idea why he existed, but with the curved ruler, he had purpose.
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