Umbrella curve

this nibba curving u hard. Don’t even reply. U lost

“Yo this bitch is annoying af”

“Umbrella curve her bruh”
“Shit u right, 🌂”
“I’m finna umbrella curve the fuck out of Alena”

by Ggmoneyyyybb January 15, 2018

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Curved Ruler

A legendary device, said to only be wielded by those exhibiting extreme intellect and skill. Some believe that it is more suited for artistic purposes than arithmetic. Others believe it is a panacea for any problem.

Sir Rodger cursed himself for not remembering his curved ruler when he attempted to craft a silly sketch.

Clint used a curved ruler to finally understand women.

Lee had no idea why he existed, but with the curved ruler, he had purpose.

by Ânonymous March 11, 2015

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Curve Constructor

A student who you know no matter how hard they study will always fail the exam thus contributing to the curve

Damn bro, this exam is about to be rough. At least Jake is in the class, he's an absolute curve constructor

by eyrup February 27, 2020

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California Curve

Peyronie's disease

Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."

Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."

by John Brown ask me again I'll April 21, 2019

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One-Curve

A girl who is large around the mid section, and instead of having many curves like attractive girls do. She has but one curve at the mid section, starting thin towards the head then gets wider and gets thinner toward the feet.

Dude that girl is such a one-curve!

Oh God! Don't look now the one-curve is coming!

by baddleeroybrown September 06, 2010

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