The Crud

A sickness: maybe contagious, probably not. Like the name, it makes you feel like crud. Typically comes around when the seasons change and makes you cruddy

“You wanna go to the lake, Jepp?” “Nah man I’m at home I got the crud” “Well dead gum that’s cruddy” “Yeah, I know”

by Wordsyouneverheard September 5, 2022

crud on a stick

a phrase to express anger and/or disappointment that is so great that it is beyond words

someone: it’s 2020
me: crud on a stick

by anonymous November 29, 2020

Crud Tag

A cycle of catching, suffering from, and passing along any manner of seasonal illnesses, viruses (cold, flu, swine flu, etc.), or whatever “crud that’s going around”, among the same group of people, usually among family households or small groups of co-workers. Anywhere from 1-4 consecutive games of Crud Tag can be played.

Employee: Yeah I think I got what my my wife and kid just got over, so I’ll try to come in later.
Supervisor: Late?! STAY HOME until you’re better for Chrissakes! Don’t bring your game of Crud Tag into the office!

by WyldOzzy August 9, 2018

Crud Bagel

A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.

Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over

by Dumass EN January 25, 2010

Crud

The less offensive word for CRAP. Never use this word to insult someone, or you'll get shame.

"Oh crud, my salad fell off the table."

by Mistickle December 26, 2023

Crud Bunny

Crud bunny is a slur created by Tyler against black woman. Crud referencing the color of skin and bunny in reference to their liking of white males. The opposite of a snow bunny.

Wow! She’s hooked up with 4 white guys this week, what a crud bunny. When I die, ima go to crud bunny heaven… said no one ever.

by Skibity Orgasm January 8, 2025

Crud

Crud is not what kids in the hood say for “crap” Crud in the hood is simply weed or on some technical shit “marijuana” but when u say Crud don’t disrespect Please refer to Crud as weed.

Damn son I’m outa Crud we finna slide threw homeboy spot and get the package fasho.

by Crud May 21, 2019