Crud Bagel

A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.

Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over

by Dumass EN January 25, 2010

Crud-apples

Crud-apples is another, yet a friendly way to cuss. Or, as some people call it, Hill Billy bad words.

"Crud-apples! I dropped my phone!"
"That was today!? Crud-apples!"
"Crud-apples! It's due tomorrow

by Wh33z3 February 22, 2022

Con Crud

A rare itchy fungus harbored in fursuits. Cons bring vets to help everyone get vaccinated.

I got a nasty case of Con Crud all around my taint!

by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021

Crud

A word that can be used in place of any word, WHAT THE FUCK, more like WHAT THE CRUD, it is also used when one is scared to say an actual cuss word, like, what the crud man, you crud bucket, you can’t even say real crudding cusses.

What the crud man

Bruh, jim is such a crudding idiot

This test is so crudding hard

Crud you, you crud bucket

by Circa_wyn October 1, 2023

Crud

The definition of the word crud translates to “road”, “streets” or “riding”. A term used for being about or doing bits.

Me: “Yo my slime, is you man on crud?”

My G: “yeah fam mans out ere on crud uno”

Me: “That’s my bro, obviously you man are on crud”

by YungDriBz August 9, 2020

Crud

Crud is not what kids in the hood say for “crap” Crud in the hood is simply weed or on some technical shit “marijuana” but when u say Crud don’t disrespect Please refer to Crud as weed.

Damn son I’m outa Crud we finna slide threw homeboy spot and get the package fasho.

by Crud May 21, 2019

crud

SIMPILY REFERRING TO A PERSON BEING MAD,STUPID OR PSYCHOPATH. THIS WORD USED FOR AVOIDING SWEAR WORDS.

ME: "THIS GUY IS ON THE CRUD ."
JACK : "AY YO! IS THIS GUY ON THE CRUD OR SOMETHING?"

by ZAN ZEE December 6, 2021