covfefe

When the press notices how small and ineffectual your hands are, and makes fun of it.

Despite the negative press covfefe,

by Covfefe May 31, 2017

covfefe

When you're an orange man in the white house and the staffer takes your phone out of your hands mid-tweet

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by Rumph8r May 31, 2017

covfefe

cov-fe-fe
/cov-fay-fay/

The affinity that the mass media has for seeing through bullshit and relating actual facts.

The Chronicle covfefed the President's speech and found that only 4% was based on real things that actually exist.

also see: covfefeaphobia

by Ken Hardlarva May 31, 2017

Covfefe

To not give a fuck because I'm going to piss on a Russian hooker.

I would really like to care about global warning but covfefe.

by DonaldJ Trump June 2, 2017

Covfefe

Used by president Donald Trump, his fingers were too small to reach the rest of the letters on the keyboard so he compromised and use the letters he could reach.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by inquisitivePawbeast June 2, 2017

Covfefe

When you are insane, but become president of the United States and you want to write "conference", but you are drunk or high, then you fall asleep.

#trump #potus #covfefe

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by Bahmanp June 1, 2017

covfefe

When your trying to write coverage but your hands are too tiny to hit all the keys right

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by iLLusIoNz47 June 7, 2017