A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.
Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
by Jimmis June 22, 2009
Get the Comfort Wipe mug.A completely vague term that means nothing, but can be, and is, applied to just about anything you put in your mouth. Used by restaurants as a buzz word to make you think that they will heal you instead of just feeding you.
by Ignatzz June 30, 2018
Get the comfort food mug.A well-proportioned; physically and sexual attractive. Usually a hot chick with a C or larger cup and a hot body.
Q:What's the difference whether she's built for speed or comfort?
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.
by kmo314 March 16, 2009
Get the Built For Comfort mug.by Janiebanielsmanis July 10, 2021
Get the Comfort person mug.A Comfort Wank is an act of masturbation carried out by an emotionally stressed 'wanker', in an effort to soothe his woes with cheap sexual thrills. After a Comfort Wank, the said 'wanker' will usually cry himself to sleep.
Jimbo had had a bad day. After drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a Comfort Wank.
by thehitcher03 August 3, 2009
Get the Comfort Wank mug.the act of whilst comforting someone who is grieving for a variety of reason you comfort them starting at the shoulder and then progress down the posterior aspect of a person's body and in a clean sweep surreptitiously grope their urogenital/anal region
did you see ranjith , he just comfort groped marjerie what an entrepreneurial person of ethnic origin
by creature from the abyss February 9, 2010
Get the comfort grope mug.the dick you return to because you are familiar with that phallus; low effort pursuit for that dick because you know it already.
by gblowit May 6, 2018
Get the comfort dick mug.