A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.
Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
by Jimmis June 22, 2009
Get the Comfort Wipemug. A completely vague term that means nothing, but can be, and is, applied to just about anything you put in your mouth. Used by restaurants as a buzz word to make you think that they will heal you instead of just feeding you.
by Ignatzz June 30, 2018
Get the comfort foodmug. A well-proportioned; physically and sexual attractive. Usually a hot chick with a C or larger cup and a hot body.
Q:What's the difference whether she's built for speed or comfort?
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.
by kmo314 March 16, 2009
Get the Built For Comfortmug. by Janiebanielsmanis July 10, 2021
Get the Comfort personmug. A Comfort Wank is an act of masturbation carried out by an emotionally stressed 'wanker', in an effort to soothe his woes with cheap sexual thrills. After a Comfort Wank, the said 'wanker' will usually cry himself to sleep.
Jimbo had had a bad day. After drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a Comfort Wank.
by thehitcher03 August 3, 2009
Get the Comfort Wankmug. Getting "too comfortable"
Meaning A:
When someone is acting like they own the place, are begining to test people, and push people's personal boundaries.
So you tell them they are getting "too comfortable"
Meaning B:
When you get too complacent at your job or with your relationships and begin to take advantage.
You are getting "too comfortable"
Meaning A:
When someone is acting like they own the place, are begining to test people, and push people's personal boundaries.
So you tell them they are getting "too comfortable"
Meaning B:
When you get too complacent at your job or with your relationships and begin to take advantage.
You are getting "too comfortable"
Example A: Terrell and Eric are playing basketball.
Terrell scores a basket on Eric
Terrell: You can't play defense. You play like a bitch.
Eric: I ain't no bitch, don't call me that again.
Terrell: haha, play more defense bitch.
Eric: Listen bro, you're getting "too comfortable".
Example B:
John made plans with Jessica his girlfriend of 2 years to go to the park on Saturday.
Jessica: Hey John I'm ready to go to the park.
John: Eh, we'll go next week I'm playing videogames right now.
John is getting "too comfortable" in the relationship.
Terrell scores a basket on Eric
Terrell: You can't play defense. You play like a bitch.
Eric: I ain't no bitch, don't call me that again.
Terrell: haha, play more defense bitch.
Eric: Listen bro, you're getting "too comfortable".
Example B:
John made plans with Jessica his girlfriend of 2 years to go to the park on Saturday.
Jessica: Hey John I'm ready to go to the park.
John: Eh, we'll go next week I'm playing videogames right now.
John is getting "too comfortable" in the relationship.
by Plathanos5 May 15, 2021
Get the Too comfortablemug. a film one watches that one has seen a minimum of 100 times and it never gets old. typically a comedy, it is usually watched on a lazy day at home. if you see this film on tv, you'll probably watch it without changing the channel.
Examples could be:
Airplane, Caddyshack, Kill Bill, Napoleon Dynamite, Ferris Bueller, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Happy Gilmore, The Breakfast Club, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers
Examples could be:
Airplane, Caddyshack, Kill Bill, Napoleon Dynamite, Ferris Bueller, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Happy Gilmore, The Breakfast Club, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers
Person 1: Are you watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off again??
Person 2: Yeah, so? It's my comfort film!
Person 2: Yeah, so? It's my comfort film!
by papabarista January 7, 2012
Get the comfort filmmug.