Cobswobbler

British v ersion of the word "cock sucker" more commonly used by no one, since my wife made it up.

oh ted! youre a real cobswobbler, you son of bitch.

by u/Cobswobbler November 8, 2022

cockjabbled

I created the word, it essentially means to be shocked to a large extent. It’s also just a funny word, it sounds shakespearian but when I looked it up and it wasn’t, so i guess the word is mine

“Did you hear that Brittney Spears is pregnant??”

“Yeah, I’m cockjabbled! I almost spit out my food when I heard the news!”

by therealcockjabber April 26, 2023